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• Spaceman put on a good show last night. I wonder if it is available for the downloadness yet…. #
• My mom says I’m cool. #
• Destroy what destroys you. #
• “Come on, Ol’ Gil needs to check his email… need that sweet pirated wifi… daaah geez! The DHCP isn’t assigning a direct IP! Ah nuts..” #
• @cracked He went the long way of saying “Duuuuhhhhhh”. in reply to cracked #
• “He’s not walking on the sidewalk…. should we call someone? That’s not a crosswalk!” #
• OOOOOOH MR.James says hello twitter people! crazy internet people! spread words of love and trooth.info ooh yeah #
• gad almighty…. who the hell uses iframes anymore? I thought those were kicked off the internets along with Netscape back in 1998. #
• Sure are a lot of uglies on the internet… A LOT of em. #
• “So I said I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!” #
• *BD/TPV* “Ahm so proud to be ahn Americaaan…. we at leas ah know ahm free….. *koffkoff* gad bless the Yoo Ess Ayeeeeeeeeeeee!” #
• I dun left ma avacadies an bananas at da markut… dddddddeeeeeerrrrrrrrr #
• The Biggest Government Conspiracy of all is that there are no Government Conspiracies #
• good lord… a radio show exists called ‘Buckshot’s Survival Hour’. I wonder if I’ll learn how to skin a squirrel. #
• I am listening to the Buckshot Survival Hour show by Buckshot59 on #BlogTalkRadio - http://tobtr.com/s/1012126 #
• oh my god… I don’t even know how to begin explaining how highlarious this show is…. he sounds like Tony the Tiger on a hangover kinda… #
• damn… keep listening to this… oooooooor theatre of the mind? Hmmm…. TotM is on the oldschool… no archive, so it wins out. #
• old timey detective radio shows make me wanna chain smoke, drink black coffee, wear my fedora all slant-wise and call everyone “Kiddo”. #
• @LiterallyHitler here we call that a “Bangkok Carradine” in reply to LiterallyHitler #
• I like how they used to near-seamlessly incorporate commercials into the old radio shows… I had no idea detectives like Jello so much! #
• “You’re too fucking fat to join, old man. Pfff. And you…. you’re too fucking… BBBBLLLLLLOOOOONNNNNNDDDDDDDE!!!!’ #quotes #
• “Just put Rambo back inside your pants. Causing trouble for the system’s much more fun!” -Jello Biafra #quotes #
• They should call PARITY with the US dollar PARODY… because both are parodies of real, tangible currency and aren’t worth anything. #
• @morbidaj AWESOME profile pic. I’m that guy that emailed you months back saying I read everything on your site in order…. yup. #
• Glee…. #itsmyaddiction … really? #aintnoway you graduated highschool Big Ben ….. #DamnItsTrue ! signed Justin Bieber Roethlisberger HA #
• jeeeeeezus that was close…. power outage and computers NOT starting… unplugged a USB drive and tried it again, good as new. Fechs. #
• I think my cat is starting to dig the puff. #
• @marylin …. wrent out! NO POWA!!!!!!!!!!!!! in reply to marylin #
• treat me… like a fooooooooooooooooooool….. treat me mean an cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuel…… but love me. #
• Doubt is the seed of defeat. #
• Stop the sneak attack on GMO labeling. http://bit.ly/cF9dKi #
• yyeeaaaah…. no one cares about Earth Day, unless you work with, compete with, know or been acknowledged by Al GWhore. PayYourCarbonTax!!! #
• new farm-fresh Ontario green peppers, apples, potatoes, carrots and lots more at the Hamilton Market in Jackson Square. #
• “A red dot on my trousers… I better descend them. Hmm… it appears to also be on my underpants. Well, down they go!” #
• “Hey buddy you better get that checked out. My uncle died of crotch dot.” #
• listen to AM740 “Theatre of The Mind” … Edmond Obrien as Johnny Dollar…. http://www.zoomer.ca #

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• “Stinky Pink! Stinky Pink!” “WELL STINKY PINK COOKS YER DINNER!!” #
• “I paid $300 for it. 30 easy payments… breezed through my bank account. Who am I kidding? Thirty-six bucks a month almost killed me.” #
• Canadian Climate Change Accountability Act being voted on Wednesday. Have a looksee http://bit.ly/cnXT8k #
• marijuana makes super intelligent rats….. noooooo foolin. #
• @marylin the grapevine. in reply to marylin #
• “So I hear you manage a baseball team.” “No… I’m a Vaudvillian,” “No… I think you MANAGE A BASEBALL TEAM!!” #
• Vatican forgives Lennon about Jesus remark 30 years after his death, so we can forgive those priests for that thing they wont talk about. BA #
• They DO know Mr Lennon is dead, right? Of course! They (CIA) made it happen. LOOK IT UP! #
• Reminded of sad “gang member” in highschool who ratted ME, later nicked 4 dealing and WAILED AND SOBBED for all 2 see as cops cuffed him. HA #
• “You ever seen a three dolla bill…. on WEEEED?” (thinkaboutit) #
• I’m your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania… prepare the transit beeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm……. #
• Wait! I can explain…. *yougoverthereandothis…yougoverthereandothat…* ahem… *cue lights, piano intro* #
• time for Theater of The Mind, motherfucks. #
• color me horrified: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-morford/the-kfc-double-down-one-s_b_531749.html #
• @marylin thanks… trying out a couple layout tricks and editing the css so it might look funky for a bit in reply to marylin #
• good interview today at the Butterfly Conservatory… the place is beyond words. I really really hope I get it. Really. Really. #
• @marylin I got some good stuff to brew in reply to marylin #
• An idiot like Sarah Palin banks from hospitals making appearance at mafia-owned venue in Canada is insane. #
• hmmm…. that’s what bacon tastes like. Been so long I forgot. Too salty. #
• “Don’t mess with me! I got jimmies!” “Aaagggghhhh! I can only see a horrible rainbow!!” #
• Jon Stewart is where he is because he sold his soul. He he just another propaganda talking-head… an enemy and nothing more. DEAL WITH IT! #
• please retweet and enjoi: http://bit.ly/d993ZQ #news #blackwater #xe #erikprince #
• Hey hobos: you would have more luck asking for “spare change” approaching your target AFTER they leave the business you loiter in front of. #
• @anthonylavado I hear 3DTV gives most people headaches and they can’t take more than a few minutes at a time. Hilaaaarrrrrious! in reply to anthonylavado #

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• brunchmunchlunchsmuchgunchfuchsunch #
• my cuz pointed out I missed a couple. She is indeed the shining light of the next generation of trooth. #
• “the award for the Student Who Gained Most Weight: Homer Simpson! How did you do it?” “I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch!” #
• This is the big one. The war for all the coconuts. We fight with coconuts, so after we win all of them, we’re gonna do just fine. #
• the Bob Dylan voice in actuality sounds more like Tom Petty. Should he do that TOO, or change it? “CUZ AHM TOM PETTY!” #
• @ProfessorBB Thank you for suggestion of Mech Warrior 3… it is FAAAAAAAANNNNNTASTIC indeed! Lemme know whats what thisweekthenman! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• Tiger Woods! Keep looking away while they rummage through your bank accounts…. that’s it! Little longer! Look he’s pointing at you! HAHAHA #
• If you get upset every time I do something stupid, I guess I’ll just stop doing stupid things. #
• staplegunsandcoffeemakersmatchingsaltandpeppershakers #
• @t0nymeman mum just got me cookies from there…. I had no idea they sold camping stuff too! in reply to t0nymeman #
• Hey biker people: when you make a lot of noise and we gawk at you, we’re not thinking “He’s cool”, we’re thinking “What an asshole!” #
• time for pizza #
• ah Martin and Lewis…. you taught us what funny was. #
• Palin in Hamilton April 15th yasay? Anyone up for a PROTEST???!? #
• I was born to bring trouble, wherever I’m at #
• @marylin not sure… but also just read Bill Clinton is in Winsor the same day! WEIRDNESS ALL OVER! in reply to marylin #
• Remember: they may restrict firearms, but machetes and bow and arrow are more effective, plentiful and practically free. #
• they cut our healthcare, then pay an idiot $200K to speak at a fundraiser to raise money? Idontgetit #
• this is gonna be bang-kango if it works…. bang-feckin-kangy. #
• was your weekend like…. THIS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gx3nn6LS6g #
• “That was great. Let’s do that again, but this time…. IN ESPANOL!” #
• “I hear he carved it…. from a bigger spoon!” #
• lost a follower. I either offended someone, or they banned a spambot. Either way, good bloody riddance. Dontletthedoorhitchaonthewayoutthen! #
• I am looking for HERB…. have you seen or know where to find HERB? #
• I found your drum… your drum is mine. I have your drum…. she’s doin fine. DRUM FOUND! #
• Hmm… default ssid not found, but previously unseen but encrypted ssid ’spiteful’ with same strength of default found… coincidence? Ha! #
• @LiterallyHitler puns are the toilet humor of wordplay. in reply to LiterallyHitler #
• @LiterallyHitler shouldve expected a reply like that…. and known that both toilet humor and puns are highlarious to 15 year old trolls. Ha in reply to LiterallyHitler #
• @LiterallyHitler big brother. I am watching you and all of Australia. Go to bed now. in reply to LiterallyHitler #
• whats all this about me being big brother? #
• check out http://www.seeds.ca … super-important seed heritage info plus SUPER troothful though may require more research… #
• yeah…. they totally weren’t speaking english. #
• @ProfessorBB herehere! As in we’re having it HERE aswellthen! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• “Allow me to send a picture to your people.” Oh my god…the hair is flowing majestically in the picture, and it’s a still photo! Buthow???? #
• HST being implemented July first… happy Canada day suckers!! #
• The guy downstairs has shite taste in music. Joan Jett followed by Winger. What a loser…. sitting there in his acid wash jeans prolly. #
• prolly a metal t-shirt, mullet and baseball cap party. Line up for your Coors Light and Taco Bell boyos! #
• Just kidding… they’re not NEARLY cool enough to say boyos #
• anyone know anything about Aimers seeds? 126 Catherine St N #
• Hey Lopez! #

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• Hey dicknose! Remember this???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48&feature=related #
• What is the falcon’s weakness? “THE COLD” #
• @ProfessorBB stayin alive at 435 in reply to ProfessorBB #
• @ProfessorBB sure… but it’s on you, cause it’s 762! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• Suicide bombing in Russia AND a full moon? What are the odds? Not NEARLY as odd as you’d think! #
• download AVI, encode AVI to DVD format, burn DVD format to disc, back up disc as ISO #
• and so my younger brother joins the club of those who have out-lived former girlfriends. Glad to have him aboard! #
• @MissHelveticaB pleasure to meet somene nerdy enough to name themselves after a font… a windows default font at that! Brave are you Miss! #
• It IS indeed nice to be appreciated for your geekery… other than situations that start with “My computer’s not working….” hehehehehehe #
• @anthonylavado I was making a dummy-proof ISO for burning a DVD video in MASSSS quantities…. lots of steps, but all painfully necessary in reply to anthonylavado #
• ….and ISO SUCCESS!!! ISOCCESS!!!! #
• HO COMRANDO! #
• @MissHelveticaB the not-so-great Russell Oliver. His commercials would be high-larious if he didn’t take himself so seriously. Sad is all. in reply to MissHelveticaB #
• The new moon and the triple three will strike the drum of war. You have been warned. #
• Lakeport closing, one of the largest still-Canadian owned breweries is closing. I thought they did like 10 years ago…. Lakeport is GROSS!! #
• @ProfessorBB HIGH-larious professor! Much laughter at the palace, courtesy: YOU! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• Man United? OH! MANCHESTER United. 2/3 of my family is limey and I didn’t pick it up, I doubt the avg Canadian would #
• @cmdr_x hip-hop hurray it’s Weasel Stomping Daaaaaaaay! in reply to cmdr_x #
• Real Man of The Year Award: Drasius Keyds… even the name is badass! #
• “You are marked for death… wherever you go… you cannot escape the shogun….” #
• “I worked with Stephen Harper for five years and never once did he, in that time, eat a baby.” #
• Moscow bombers “dressed as police officers”? Yeah, that’s not suspicious. #
• Muslim credit cards ARE a big deal, as they don’t charge interested and maintains money should be BACKED BY SOMETHING, unlike Can/US cash #
• prolly the absolute BEST Hank Sr. vocal track in history - alternate take, but why? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmZi6qZY5c #
• sexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolencesexandviolence #

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• I just saw the late great Phil Hartman on 3rd Rock from the Sun… WE MISS YOU PHIL!!!! #
• @anthonylavado you are aware the meat is burnt burger patties that have been boiled for a few hours then chopped up, aintcha? BON APATIT! in reply to anthonylavado #
• STEALING WIFI: You downloaded it FIRST, but I downloaded it FREE. #
• If someone says they were ‘trying to get in touch with you’, but you have no missed calls or new emails, how are you to believe them? ESP? #
• @t0nymeman I could… though easier to forgot and no longer care where’s the next weekend you’re free? You are ALWAYS welcome here yaknow in reply to t0nymeman #
• my site is getting more traffic than a Nevada Ranch on the first of the month. That’s when welfare AND stablewhores’ herpes tests are clear! #
• @TheOnion 3 shirts for $33? Some kinda masonic ritual sale? Do you issue a Grand Master discount? I AM THE 4TH RUFFIAN!!! #
• @ProfessorBB I literally stepped on one of those needed adapters the moment I sat down at my desk at home. Jeeeez! MoreWhereThatCameFrom! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• HORY RED ROBSTA! #
• @scottyj2112 I’m from Ancaster… get out while you can! in reply to scottyj2112 #
• “I can do the Hully-Gully… I can imitate Ben Skully… You’re gonna like him…. you’re gonna love him…. cause he can do most anything!” #
• “Did they make fun of Pollock? Wait they were making fun of artists, not drunken hacks who knock over their canvases and pee on them.” #
• “Yeah? Well who will like arrest WAR for disturbing the PEACE?” #
• #DontActLikeYouNever took a grammar class in your entire life. DON’T EVEN! #
• #earthhour causes power spikes before and after, which uses up MORE electricity. Don’t fall for all this half-assed “save the planet” tripe! #
• Got my Tesla coil working just in time for Earth hour. I looked out the window after starting it up, and I think I shorted the whole town! #
• I always wanted to tell a reasonably funny joke involving a Tesla coil. #
• “If you want to break someone’s nose, aim for the back of their face.” #

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• Pi Day is almost over. #
• Just got back from doing my taxes. The big return: $6.65. #
• @alyankovic dah! you should come to southern Ontario.. Hamilton specifically. NO ONE EVEN LIVES IN REGINA! DAMN YOU SASKATCHEWAN! in reply to alyankovic #
• I goddamn hate that polka dot bikini song. HATE. IT. #
• full bowl and a strong cup of joe. Life is good. #
• “Ohh you’ll be pumping Ovaltine…. ooor Salty Shanty OneShotTea (registered trademark)” #
• “Oooooo conk a collie, conquer HHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” I just realized it’s prolly (roughly translated) GHOULIE MAN…. like a ghoul. Damn! #
• herpes #flavoredcondoms … taste the herpes in… whatever it is you do down there. #
• job interview tomorrow for web design gig! “I’M BACK BABY!!” #
• job interview in 2 hrs. First time in months I actually NEEDED to get up at this ridiculous hour. #
• @ProfessorBB ONE SIXTY FOUR at my last check! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• @ProfessorBB waitaminit… yours is higher. Disregard. in reply to ProfessorBB #
• 207!!!!!!!!!!! #

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• jitterbuggin all over the place #
• anyone know if the band name Fantastic Idea is taken? #
• #omgfacts GLOBAL WARMING IS A FRAUD! http://www.climategate.com #
• whats going on in the parlor tonightness? Is it the recording of the second installment of @troothradio? YouBetItIs! #
• I like the big mugs. Perfect for coffee, but also perfect for late-night cereal indulgences. #
• tooooooo mmmmmmuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhh jjjjjjjjjjjjjoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmlllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………… #
• too much joomla is what the last one said. Too much of what? Who said that? #
• “RIGNY!” - what you shout when someone is about light a cigarette backwards. We need something better than “HeyYou’reGonnaLightThatWrong!!!” #
• dundundundun dundun dundundundun dundun dundundundun dundun dundundundun dundun IT’S MY INTERNAL THEME SONG (beginning of “Dr Fucker”) #

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• I hope Canada beats the US. There. My caring about sports until next Olympics is done. #
• “You win this round, enormous joint, but this isn’t over. Believe you me, this isn’t over.” *KOFF* #
• Once logged in, he totally forgot the fifty excellent things he was going to post. This is not one of them, but excellent in its’ own way. #
• shot of apple cider vinegar cures what ails. #
• TROOTH.INFO IS BACK ONLINE! Go forth and spread the word!!!! #
• @ProfessorBB unlikely, but will do for sure mang. Sorta related, I almost got in a fight at a Wendys yesterday…. but a WholeNuthaStory… in reply to ProfessorBB #
• Three words a graphic artist looooongs to hear: “That’s the one!” #
• “Just take my advice ignore that guvamental warnin… take two weeks worth of drugs, call me in the mornin… callin Dokta Fucker…” #
• getting read to leave for Waterloo. Portatrooth is coming with, so I switch computers soon. #

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• Goodbye Bellini. I’ll think of you every time I’m at the airport and I see a man in a towel eating fish!” #

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• If dats whut kinna pawty dis is gonn be I’ll stick ma dick in da mashed patatas. #
• @derjur in Spain? Or did I totally fuck that up? in reply to derjur #
• @bizarremagazine thin PVC pipe filled with pure cocaine, put one end up to your sniffer, have a mate take a big breath and blow the other. in reply to bizarremagazine #
• my mamma sock it to me try to tell me how to live DADADA DADADADA DA DA DAAAA #
• my basketball coach is gonna kick me off the team…. for wearing highheeled sneakers and actin like a queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!! #

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