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• I hope Canada beats the US. There. My caring about sports until next Olympics is done. #
• “You win this round, enormous joint, but this isn’t over. Believe you me, this isn’t over.” *KOFF* #
• Once logged in, he totally forgot the fifty excellent things he was going to post. This is not one of them, but excellent in its’ own way. #
• shot of apple cider vinegar cures what ails. #
• TROOTH.INFO IS BACK ONLINE! Go forth and spread the word!!!! #
• @ProfessorBB unlikely, but will do for sure mang. Sorta related, I almost got in a fight at a Wendys yesterday…. but a WholeNuthaStory… in reply to ProfessorBB #
• Three words a graphic artist looooongs to hear: “That’s the one!” #
• “Just take my advice ignore that guvamental warnin… take two weeks worth of drugs, call me in the mornin… callin Dokta Fucker…” #
• getting read to leave for Waterloo. Portatrooth is coming with, so I switch computers soon. #

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• Goodbye Bellini. I’ll think of you every time I’m at the airport and I see a man in a towel eating fish!” #

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• If dats whut kinna pawty dis is gonn be I’ll stick ma dick in da mashed patatas. #
• @derjur in Spain? Or did I totally fuck that up? in reply to derjur #
• @bizarremagazine thin PVC pipe filled with pure cocaine, put one end up to your sniffer, have a mate take a big breath and blow the other. in reply to bizarremagazine #
• my mamma sock it to me try to tell me how to live DADADA DADADADA DA DA DAAAA #
• my basketball coach is gonna kick me off the team…. for wearing highheeled sneakers and actin like a queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!! #

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• Talking on the viddy chat now with @ProfessorBB… join if interested! http://tinychat.com/p7r6m #
• OOOOOOoooooooo Good Things (clap clap) where have you go-one? Dododododo Good Things… you been gone so long. #

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• I installed Songbird. BIG mistake. Anyone know anything decent that can play MP3s and that stupid iTunes format? #
• Oh yes…. Hemp Granola goodnesses! #
• runnin around robbin banks so whacked on Scoobi Snax (dun DUN.. dun dun dun) #
• “Paging doctor Faggot…. paging doctor Faggot…..” #
• “The four of us wolves… running around the desert in Las Vegas… in search of strippers and cocaine.” #
• @jeremyscahill greetings and respect from Canada. Your book is excellent… heroic even. Pls keep up the good fight . XE WILL FALL! #
• if the fourth episode of the first season of BBC’s Robin Hood doesn’t almost move you to tears, I don’t think you can call yourself human. #
• TINYCHAT VIDDY TIME!!! Join if you feels like it! http://tinychat.com/5j0g5 #
• I been waiting for this summer…. all of my life…. oh lord #
• with all this internet censorship, I sometimes wonder if a BBS-esque sort of system would be out of the question? #
• “I want that money… oh Gad I can taste it! .. I’m your lighthouse, baby! I stayed lit for you! I never go dark… NEVER go DARK!” #

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• “I am actually speaking Rygellian. By astonishing coincidence both our languages happen to be exactly the same.” #
• I can think of at least two former girlfriends who could give lessons in #howtobeabitch #
• “It wasn’t me who started that ole Crazy Azy war… but I was proud to go and be a patriotic WHORE..” #
• Big Bad Billy Bones: International Barfighter. From “Redeck dives” and “Samurai saki bars” to “snooty English pubs”: he WILL BE VICTORIOUS!! #
• #whatislove…. baby don hurt me…. don hurt me…. no mo…. AnyoneDoThatJokeThenYet? #
• When you PUBLICLY GRUDGINGLY TOLERATE something you do NOT accept it…. it might seem like it but it is sort of the exact opposite. #
• “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.” #
• @marylin someone named Andy die? WhosAllThisThen? in reply to marylin #
• @t0nymeman what are you trying to do with it? Make a viddy DVD format? in reply to t0nymeman #
• Too many people buy Apple products (ie: tablet) for the “trendy” name alone, and know nothing about technology. They couldn”t spell PHP! #
• @t0nymeman yes! very good! You should learn that after giving CSS a shot… CSS is FUN STUFF! in reply to t0nymeman #
• “I want talk radio and Frank Sinatra on my watch. DRAG AND DROP!” “B…but this watch isn’t even digital!” “DRAG AND DROP!” #
• I was asked to help put an HTML email together after being assured “all the needed material” was accessible…. guess what DIDN’T happen? #
• A book’s title should be limited to SIX WORDS. NO EXCEPTIONS. Also: “subtitles” are retarded. Just write a poem for gadsakes! #
• if you’re going to write a book. why oh why would you title it the EXACT same thing as 200 other books that were published before yours? #
• @marylin its a Simpsons quote…. CLASSIC ep! in reply to marylin #
• Apparently Gitmo guards are torturing inmates with the music of The Red Hot Chili Peppers. I wonder how the band feels about that…. #
• “Hi it’s Vince from Slap Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop” (watch this!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA #
• “You have two choices: pledge loyalty to the Shogun or commit harrakinee.” “Wrong. There are three choices.” NO ONE FUCKS WITH LONE WOLF! #
• @ProfessorBB heard last last, though remember nothing of. I should be listening now…. here I go! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• HOLY FUCK ZINN DIED! … I thought he died YEARS ago…. so…. HOLY FUCK ZINN WAS ALIVE UNTIL A MINUTE AGO! #

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• @professorbb DRUM FOUND! and by drum I mean bag of insense. If you are up for stuff Wdenesday afternoon perhaps stuff could happen?? #
• PRO- looks just like a lighter CON- is not actually a lighter, but you will pick it up ten times thinking it is before realizing the error. #
• badder than a ole king ko-ong…. meaner than a junkyad dog DADUN DADUN DADUN #
• @fakeM_Ignatieff don’t like it personally. I was spat on in Montreal. Besides, no one likes Quebec. Bunch of poser-frogs. in reply to fakeM_Ignatieff #
• reminds me of that one Aerosmith song. I think it’s about a girl or a gun or a dog or a car or a guitar or a drug or somethin. #
• Join the party if you wanna: VIDEO CHAT RIGHTNOW!! http://www.tokbox.com/conf/h0xa386d8r4qvfh9/t #
• tokboxin it up with @professorbb for @troothinfo. Join up if interested!! http://www.tokbox.com/conf/us6p999r7gqfyoin/t #
• is 20 situps, 10 pushups, 5 slow pullups and 10 reps of 10 lbs of single weights a good workout? Hardly broke a sweat but totally feel it! #
• “My people believe when a person isn’t happy when they die, they spend eternity walking on their hands so their frowns appear as smiles.” #
• @derjur John Redcorn from King of The Hill said it. One of my favourite shows by far. in reply to derjur #
• “They will pay. With rivers of blood… they will pay.” #

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• backing up onto DVDs is fun. Well… more painful than fun. #
• chatting live on cam with @ProfessorBB rightnow! Join if interested! http://www.tokbox.com/conf/3zhl8q8swz3pwfz5/t #
• The 2010 Coff-tastophe. Not unlike the 2009 Dishaster! #
• Jyoti just got a kitten…. she named him Morris Percival Sped. Pics might be coming soon. Don’t get too excited… it’s just a cat! #
• @marylin G knows he’s my homeboy. LOL in reply to marylin #

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• back in the Big Sleazy. Miss me much? Hahahahaa. Don’t answer that. #
• TokBoxin it up for a bit then. Join if you wish: http://www.tokbox.com/conf/l9d2b435q7lhie1r/t #
• @t0nymeman I had fun too. No worry about being tired… we were pretty out of it too! Let me know when you wanna stay over! in reply to t0nymeman #
• Tuesday: feeling out of sorts…. lack of sleep and so on. #
• “It’s not ‘jibby’ at all. All signs of ‘jibbiness’ are totally gone. It’s almost as if someone used some sort of ‘dejibbulator’.. ersumthin” #
• I wonder if I could get on beautifulpeople.com http://bit.ly/7i9KEB - I would tell them skinny does NOT equal beautiful. #
• @ProfessorBB what saying he then? Beenafewweekswithoutlistening :S -~ in reply to ProfessorBB #
• @ProfessorBB ahh…. yes have heard this before from him though not much detail. in reply to ProfessorBB #
• need an easy-to-use for general purpose computing Linux release. Suggestions anyone? #
• I used the force last night…. and I LIKED IT! #
• (prior to last night I had little idea what ‘the force’ actually was… thanks whatever game that was on the 360.!) #
• I feel retahdid… I put a period and then an exclamation mark. I feel like a spam email for boner pills. #
• Simpsons-made word ‘embiggen’ appears in Nature magazine… “I saw it on TV… it must be a real word!” NO credibility left in MSM! #

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• thank sumthin for twitter. How else would I know all these people I never heard of died? #
• I knew that plane bomber was bullshit as soon as I heard about it: http://bit.ly/7BHIpK #
• January will be an 80s cartoon month…. Gummi Bears and THUNDERCATS! #
• @thespec try telling the WHOLE story about the Caledonia family. OPP WAS SPYING ON THEM! http://bit.ly/4qwIz4 in reply to thespec #
• @derjur go tieless… both ties suck. in reply to derjur #
• happy new year or whatever. I was eating chili and watching Fritz the Cat. #
• this was after a party was left early by me and the lady, so I don’t feel like a total loser. I had fondue. #
• @ProfessorBB ah yes…. the “Staycation” ep. Classic Corner Gasness! in reply to ProfessorBB #
• I been watching too much King of the Hill, Simpsons and That 70s Show, or a new show called That King of The Simpsons Show. Neverheardofit! #

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